pizzaforpresident:
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
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onedirectionstraighttohell replied to your post: Youu should post the link to your porn tumbr because you’re fabulous.(;
jjulia oh mGODh o
oh jesus, had you not seen that yet? I told you I was a deviant ;__;;
giginator replied to your post: What’s up with the delicious for the kinkmeme, it hasn’t been updated in ages. :( (Not a complaint or anything, I appreciate everything that you do!)
are you not staying in the city anymore?
I’m subletting my apartment to my friend for 2 months to save some cash seeing as I’m currently unemployed.
Anonymous asked: What's up with the delicious for the kinkmeme, it hasn't been updated in ages. :( (Not a complaint or anything, I appreciate everything that you do!)
sorry bout that. I’ve been swamped with irl shit right now because I’m in the midst of graduating festivities, family obligations, moving back home and finding a job etc. and when I get on the computer it isn’t the first thing on my list to do.
I’ll try and get everything on the meme in order tomorrow in regards to that, new rules and new mods but I have to haul all my shit out of my apartment in the morning so we’ll see if I can to it early or it’ll have to wait til later. ~sorry
idaredyoubambi asked: Your name is Julia. You are the queen of constant bitch face. You're a bisexual girl who watches a lot of porn. You have curly hair, and you like to drink and wear cute dresses. Okay. So we're the same person then? This is too much. We're also the same age. Oh dear. (And this is gonna sound even creepier, but I wanted to tell you that I adore your eye makeup from your voice meme video. Yeah. Sorry.) And your 1dpornstars blog is killing me. So. Continue being awesome. :D
I’m honored to be considered for the position but I think the queen of constant bitch face goes to this special snowflake
